skeezitsy 

game where you masturbate in the dark and the first one to cum has to jizz all over another person. That person than has to guess who jizzed on him. If he guesses wrong then everyone else jizzes on him with the lights on.

I hope I don't lose at skeezitsy tonight

skeezitsy by DLange April 11, 2007

Skeezer Salad 

A whore. Must be two or more to be considered a Salad. Otherwise, they are simply a Skeezer.

Group girls walking down the street in a short skirt, tube top and heels, strutting her stuff.
Example: "She's a Skeezer"
Example: "No, its a Skeezer Salad!!!"

Skeezer Salad by Elizabeth Nelson June 25, 2007

Man Skeezer

1.) A rap album released in the mid 1980's by Hip-hop's first openly gay rappers: MC Booty-B and Homo-D.

2.) Any male who fulfills the requirements for skeezer status. see skeezer for requirements.

1.) "Honestly, we expected Man Skeezer to be a huge success. I mean...it was the 80's, look at how people dressed. You could be 'out of the closet' and nobody would know." - MC Booty-B

2.)
Eric: "I heard she had scabies, but i'd still beat."

Sam: "...Dude, 2 words: Man-Skeezer".

Man Skeezer by premiumskeet March 31, 2008

Skeezm 

Someone who is fat or obese in size and is usually egotistical about themselves.

Skeezm is a fucking tool bag.

He is such a Skeezm.

Skeezm by Pieman21029 January 4, 2008

skeeza 

slut, skank, ho, whore, broad, a girl with hella DVDs

1. Damn, I wanna pork that skeeza with the fat ass.
2. Those skeezas get railed every time they get faded.

skeeza by RWC December 2, 2003

sneezy gonzo

After a guy ejactulates, you twist his balls up around and over top of his cock and then you tie them off with a rubberband until they turn blue. Hence Gonzo with a runny nose.

I gave Stewie a Sneezy Gonzo for his birthday because he gave me a jelly donut for mine.

sneezy gonzo by TouchTheSquid September 7, 2006

steezynesity 

you or someone else's level of steeze

"Do you still work at loveland?"

"nope quit they robbed of my dignity and steezynesity."

steezynesity by joeybnukkas April 30, 2007