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Single's day

All boys who are single go up to a girl that is single and say happy single's day ask them out on a date (your paying) and you might find the love of your life
Olivia happy single's day would you like to go on a date with me, Sure Andrew.
by Teen shizz August 30, 2019
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cold singles

When a friend falls asleep, unwrap a piece of Kraft Singles or any other kind of cheese. Place the square of cheese in your palm, and slap your friend across the face. Bonus points if it sticks to their face.
I'm glad mom went grocery shopping today. Because when Gus fell asleep i gave that piece of shit the cold singles!
by Ross Olson March 10, 2008
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single handily

How a person who has an IQ under 70 says "single-handedly".
Trump single handily Made America Great Again.

AOC has the nerve to want healthcare for all, a greener future for our kids, and a living wage for everyone which is something the Americans are too intelligent to go for, she has single handily put an end to all "dumb blonde" jokes.
by KD121 September 22, 2020
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Single wife

Girl who acts single but is married
Ex. A girl who is single but married but she fucks around is a single wife
by Yoitskay March 12, 2017
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single but unavailable

someone fucked you up mental and you don't have anymore trust left to give. someone fucked with your heart and broke it so your heartless and want nothing to do with a relationship
boy: yo ma are you single?
girl: yea i'm single but unavailable

boy: who hurt you?
by missgoddess January 2, 2020
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single "t"

The act of having a person, boss, or friend miss spell your name that ends with 2-t’s in a email, text or facebook post. From that point you are referred to as one-t, single-t or just plain old “t”.
by Ice Fishing October 21, 2010
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single king

A guy who has the status of being too good for a girlfriend. One who plays the game but doesn't let the game play him.

Single kings usually hunt in packs, but a ruling of every man for himself usually applies to most prowling situations.
"Who cares if you have a girlfriend? The same pussy gets boring...the world is my oyster...or maybe even sweaty clam"
by Mambo February 16, 2005
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