Won't Shut Up

1: A person that continues to waffle on.
2: Usually provokes other people by continuing to waffle on.

Person1: Hey, did you see that show yesterday? The guy in it split his head open. I hope he's okay. I wonder what it would be like to split your head open. What do you think? I bet it would be painful, probably so painful you'd end up in hospital. I wonder-
Person2: Shut up man.
Person1: - how big the hospital bill would be. I would probably end up bankrupt if I had to pay something as huge as that. Then I wouldn't be able to buy-
Person2: Dude, you won't shut up and it's annoying me.
Person1: - McDonalds or clothes or anything. I would be so bored. I would probably kill myself if I got that bored.
Person2: Dude, I want to kill myself now.
Person1: Don't kill yourself! There are many reasons you shouldn't, and here's a big list...

by Jojishi123 December 27, 2011

slutup

telling a slut to shut the fuck up

oi slutup u dirty clamer

by clamer23 August 9, 2008

shut up and keep going

when your women is giving you a blow job and starts talking

"oh yeah"
"babe I think we should..."
"shut up and keep going"

by pussy liqour October 22, 2014

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.

Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*

by 888899990000000 March 27, 2022

swallow a big dose of shut up

Asking someone to shut up (be quiet); Saying that someone needs to shut their mouth; Wanting to shut someone up; Wanting someone to just shut the hell up already.

"Dude, someone really needs to make Jeff swallow a big ol' dose of shut up."

"Sarah... damn girl, you need to swallow a big dose of shut up before something bad happens to ya."

"Man... someone needs to make him swallow a big ol' dose of shut up already!!"

by LadyDucatnip May 1, 2008

Shut Up T

A phrase originating in West St. Louis, made famous by the underground freestyle rapper, skiptomyreu. Best used when someone says something either extremely idiotic or is an ass. For full effect, drag out the T in a high pitched voice.

T: Guess what I'm doing right now.
Greg: What?
T: Your mom! Hahaha!
Greg: Shut Up T

by N February 16, 2005

Shut Up T

A phrase used to imply that one should shut their mouth, regardless of whether the person being spoken to is named "T" or not.

"I, Greg, am a super stud."
"No you're not, Shut Up T."

by N February 10, 2005