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Cursed Shrimp

I was born with a cursed shrimp.
by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017
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shrimp boat

A type of boat that Bubba and Forrest Gump dreamed of sailing on.
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. owns a crap ton of shrimp boats.
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Jungle Shrimp

Jungle Shrimp is another name for an extremely hairy penis.
I tried to give Johnny a blowie but he pulled down his pants and he had a total jungle shrimp. The hair was longer than the peen.
by Rod Mexico April 6, 2020
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Shrimp Money

When a shrimp molted and his new shell is looking fresh.
Damn, did you see Funk Shrimps new shell? He got that shrimp Money!
by Funk Shrimp April 11, 2023
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Shrimp juice

Juice that comes out of shrimp
Shrimp juice is the Oozy juice that comes out of micheals jumbo shrimp
by Strawberry berry Daqueri March 9, 2021
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Press Shrimp

The act of pressing ones penis against a window or other object.
Yo, ima go press shrimp on that restaurants window!
by Shrimppresser887 March 12, 2021
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shrimp season

When it’s so cold your dick goes small e.g. winter time is shrimp season
“Aye bro you got a small dick
“Nah g trust me it’s just shrimp season
by Kdawggydawgdawg March 14, 2021
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