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Steamin semen

When a homosexual couple are getting ready to have intercourse, one male wraps his genitals in a scolding hot towel. when his penis is super hot, he spanks his partner until he ejaculates all over the partners chest.
me and my boyfriend were totally fucking last night and then he pulled a steamin semen!!!
by SCHIEFFY December 31, 2008
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Semen Poisoning

The result of swallowing too much semen. Can cause blurred vision, vomiting, erectile disfunction, premenstrual bleeding, and children
After the gay bukkake, phil realized he had semen poisoning.
by TheDrunkenMasta January 3, 2012
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Semen Slinger

Dirk Diggler and Ron Jeremy are two of the most well known Semen Slingers in the porn industry.

And a few of the best well known gay Semen Slingers in music would have to be Boy George and Freddy Mercury.
by SassyJax01 December 16, 2012
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Semen fused

when a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into a woman's face and her eyes become stuck together and fused
jon: im so sorry. i just semen fused your eyes together
Amy: #LessGlue!
by twerkalicious69 June 12, 2014
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semen plug

When a huge amount of semen is built up in the anus of a homosexual
Man, that was huge semen plug that Derek finally was able to pass!
by Yamcha208 October 10, 2020
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semen suitcase

Susan from math class has slept with whole football team, but I'd still dump one in her semen suitcase.
by Bill Manly April 18, 2016
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Super Semen

a disease that makes male semen abnormally thick and powerful. This causes condoms to break as soon as the male cums causeing any woman who fucked a guy that has that disease to instantly become pregnant even if she is on birth control or is old.

DONT MESS WITH SUPER SEMEN CAUSE U CAN DIE FROM IT...
billy joe: wanna fuck
edna: hell nah u have SUPER SEMEN
billy joe: pls

edna: NO BILLY JOE I COULD DIE OR WORSE GET PREGNANT!!!
by my dick fell off09 February 14, 2019
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