A term used to describe a male that has shown characteristics of a manwhore, a wigger, and of course a spinless freak that's full of insecurities & self-esteem issues as much as a female would during Christmas time. This will cause the male to present himself as a figure that he wishes he could be, but never will be since it is only an illusion therefore he runs to join the Marines because he has nothing better to do with his life.
Alex is a fucking tard, he continues to act "hood" with his so-called friends, though he knows this isn't who he really is. What a sealock!
by andggeeze October 2, 2009
Get the sealock mug.When a person who is drunk pees for the first time since being drunk. After they "break the seal" they feel like they have to pee every 5 minutes.
After breaking the seal, Molly had to wait in line for the bathroom 10 times that night. (break the seal.)
by breakstheseal December 19, 2007
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The highly debated object/action that no one really knows about. It's just a salsa waffle. It can be used in different contexts, but its connotation is always dirty...very dirty.
"I salsa waffled your mom last night."
"I ate a salsa waffle off your mom last night."
"Do you wanna go salsa waffling later?"
"I ate a salsa waffle off your mom last night."
"Do you wanna go salsa waffling later?"
by Salsa Waffler February 11, 2010
Get the Salsa Waffle mug.Insert your hands, palms together, into your girls ass cheeks. After begin to clap and wait for your bitch to scream like a seal.
by The3amigos September 23, 2016
Get the Seal clapper mug.the antonym of the fortnite term “cracked” used by the famous hugh Vincent and his slightly less famous friend ninja
by annaark March 24, 2020
Get the Sealed mug.To puke, vomit, regurgitate in a particularly nasty fashion - from cheap booze and poor food choices - that it reminds you of a homeless person.
I walked into the alley behind the office and stepped in a whole puddle of hobo salsa!
I found Mom floating in a pool of her own Hobo Salsa when I got home from school.
I found Mom floating in a pool of her own Hobo Salsa when I got home from school.
by The Entry Sisters February 7, 2007
Get the hobo salsa mug.After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!
"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."
"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."
"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"
"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."
"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."
"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"
"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."
by John Zayus. August 20, 2009
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