dry as a nun's cunt

Aus. (1) extremely thirsty; (2) drought conditions.

(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.

(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.

by bill smiff January 5, 2011

Scuit

to 'scuit' someone is to cook them, or roast them. The origin of this can be seen in words such as biscuit, where '-scuit' means to cook.

Person 1: Nick totally scuited me!

Person 2: What'd he say? It couldn't have been that bad!
Person 1: He said I looked like a clown with my new shoes :(

by the bave August 27, 2019

scantilicious

1. scantilicious

Pronunciation: 'skan-ti-'li-sh&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: "scantily" (adv.) from scanty English dialect scant scanty supply, from Middle English, from Old Norse skamt, from neuter of skammr short : limited or less than sufficient in degree, quantity, or extent + "delicious" (adj.) from Middle English, from Middle French, from Late Latin deliciosus, from Latin deliciae delights, from delicere to allure
1 : a shocking outfit or garment consisting of materials that are less than sufficient in degree or quantity but appeals to one of the bodily senses especially of sight causing the beholder to experience overwhelming levels of pleasure.
- scant·i·li·cious·ly adverb
- scant·i·li·cious·ness noun

The drool on that man's face proved that the succulent boy's outfit was, in fact, scantilicious.

by Sean R Sotelo January 11, 2006

scint

The feeling when you have no money or when you're broke.

Common part of Northern Irish daily conversation.

I was gonna go out to town this weekend but I'm fuckin' scint.
Lend us a fiver? Can't mate, I'm scint.

by Norn October 18, 2012

Scrunt flaps

Large encrusted and often perforated labia, most commonly found on the larger lady. Known to be accompanied by severe discharge and open sores.

Mildred had the most rotton scrunt flaps I had ever encountered.

by Tit weirdo 78 January 11, 2020

HFJ Scenty

HFJ Scenty is a yoga instructer who is married to Moldy Hfjone. thank you.

Person 1: Who is the most unstable person on the plane?
Person 2: Probably HFJ Scenty TBH.
Person 1: Yea.
HFJ Scenty: Fuck you guys.

by hfjonefan0159391-59105 September 7, 2022

slut scent

The unmistakable odour of a slut's pussy. It is nature's aphrodisiac. The odour varies depending on the amount and composition of her pussyjuice. This depends on the time of the month and on how much sex she has had recently. A pregnant woman (not obvious early on) will smell a little different. If she's perched on a bar stool beside you in her slutwear and she uncrosses her legs, you will get a whiff of her as she opens her thighs and her nylons rasp apart. If you get a warm, perfumed, musky scent the chances are that she has probably not been fucked that day. If she smells like a fresh oyster she has probably had cocks in her pussy recently. If there is any hint of rankness, move away. She either doesn't shower, or she's infected with something. Provided she is healthy and not more than 38 years, I love the scent of a pretty slut.

Her slut scent lingered as she lifted herself off his cock and tottered off the tiny stage.

by O'Flagherty July 30, 2007