scottish fish hook

The act of initiating a fight with a trashtalker by punching them, if it knocks the trashtalker over, then the person curves their finger into a hook shape and sticking it in the trashtalker's anal cavity.
The little shit was talking shit about my momma so I had to scottish fish hook him
by Grassy sphincter March 12, 2018
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"Scottish Zen Samurai"

"Scottish Zen Samurai" - A collection of poems by Scottish poet, author, playwright, James Morrison, published by Immediate Arts, 2007.
"Scottish Zen Samurai" - James Morrison's poetry collection, is influenced by Rimbaud, Dylan Thomas, surrealism, stream of consciousness writing, and Zen Buddhism.
by Immediate Arts June 23, 2007
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scottish nazi party

Another name for the fascist hate group known as the Scottish national party this group has a bigot as a leader and wishes to destroy my grand nation (UK) and is so misguided thinks the EU is good
Vote Scottish Nazi Party to end the evil empire of the UK

Normal person: fuck no
by DuncsGaming December 05, 2013
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Best Scottish Team

Celtic 100% , rangers are just dirty bastards that have the most ugly stadium , celtic is the best and always have been
celtic is the Best Scottish Team
by helloojaskdaw April 19, 2021
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Scottish "bird" droppings

Whilst standing ontop of the castle in Edinburgh proceed to wank over the edge first person to hit someone below wins if you get caught say it's bird shit
John "Matt got hit by some bird shit"
Stuart "That's not bird shit ,those are some scottish "bird" droppings
by Mr.IKnowYou September 03, 2017
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Scottish tea party

The act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members.
A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.
by Dr. G. March 26, 2019
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scottish sea star

When 5 or more guys stand in a circle locked arms and a ginger girl in the middle. The girl then proceeds to jerk off with her hands and feet and sucks off the first guy all at the same time. Also known as an Irish circle jerk
That ginger bitch Melissa got Scottish sea starred last night she’s never felt so violated.
by Spongeboymebob August 11, 2019
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