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Red Russian

Bro 1: "Man you were a straight commie last night"
Bro 2: "What?"
Bro 2: "Going crazy of those Red Russians"
by steezyfool November 20, 2010
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Extreme Russian Crushin

Plunging your pole into the firm black hole of the abyss. This black hole preferably belongs to old Russians. Side effects normally include not being able to sit or walk for days, a headache, and a ten hour recovery period.
Phil: I can't walk man.

Andrew: Why can't you walk my friend.

Phil: I would rather not say...

Andrew: Oh no, not Extreme Russian Crushin!
by extremerussiancrushin November 22, 2011
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blind Russian

Cocktail made in a highball glass or old-fashioned glass consisting of equal parts, usually shots, of Vodka, Baileys, and Kahlua on the rocks (ice).
When you first get that feeling of a sore throat, head straight to your favorite bartender and order up a blind Russian or three and you will feel all better tomorrow!
by O-Penned-Mind September 6, 2014
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Jolly Russian

Barkeep, one Jolly Russian Please!
by crumbones July 16, 2016
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Wobbly Russian

You are taking your semi-erect penis and jacking it vigorously. Then, you take a shot of vodka and put it down your semi-erect penis hole before you cum into someone’s mouth, so they are drinking vodka while you are making it snow.
Lizzo didn’t want to fuck sober so I pulled a Wobbly Russian on her.
by Stumphugger69 February 25, 2020
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Sleep like a Russian

"Sleep like a Russian" (catchphrase), means sleeping very tightly. The catchphrase comes from the fact that a Russian can sleep very deeply because he is in the knowledge that his country is the biggest country in the world. He therefore believes that no one and nothing can harm him, which gives him a deep sleep.

This idiom can be further used in various contexts to express a person's high level of confidence and composure towards what is happening around them.
"Did you sleep well?" "Oh you bet I did, I slept like a Russian!"

"Do you usually have a good nights sleep?" "Yes, I always sleep like a Russian"
by Kycka August 2, 2022
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Russian

a person who is born anywere in the world, but has Russian blood. usually blue eyes, light brown hair...very strong, and very strong drinkers. good, loyal friends--but run fast if you piss them off. great scientists, chess players, and hockey players. Men are real fighters and will not give up at anything. Russian girls seem to be very desirable, check out Mel Gibson's new wife.
i'm russian and proud to be one!
by ru!!!!! February 12, 2010
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