Rudied

An athlete making the practice squad in college only to become the heart of the team and have one shining moment of glory

Guy 1: Oh. your brother was a high school hockey star?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he rudied up at Umass Amherst for 3 years!

by TheR3dMenace October 22, 2008

Rudy

A skinny little french boy who can't pull. Fairly smart (for a french person) but doesn't use his brain cells to craft a good music taste. Also can't pull for shit cause hes french.

He can't pull...what a Rudy

by TheGremlins. December 7, 2023

Rudi

He has a tiny penis that’s so small that he pisses all over his balls.

Don’t pull a Rudi and piss all over your balls!

by Chobby November 22, 2021

Rudy

The best dinosaur in the world

The irex copied rudy

by Steviethemob March 26, 2022

Rudi

Rudi is…special. But in the good kind of way. Rudi hangs more out with girls than boys but he likes it that way, so it’s kinda cool. Rudi is sarcastic, funny and always has something to say to lighten up the mood! But never call a Rudi “Rudi Rüssel!!” - it’s a good advice. Trust me with this one.

Anyway, Rudi is one of the best boy best friends ever and always there for youuu!!

Girl 1: Rudi, does it even feel weird to spend so much time with us girls ?

Rudi : Nooo! I’m Cindy Lou and you?
Everyone laughs and girl 1 looks to girl 2.

Girl 2 shrugs and chuckles “It’s Rudi, why are you surprised ?”

by Amizzzzzzzzzz December 6, 2025

Rudy Burns

Giuliani hair dye that's actually runny Kmart shoe polish

Rudy Giuliani stepped to the lectern to illegally sabotage America's electoral process and began to sweat profusely. the next moment the Rudy Burns began forming on his diseased cheeks, looking like shoe-polish sideburns and helping create forever Internet memes.

by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2020

Rudie

He can't fail

Rudie can't fail

by duderuthless December 2, 2021