ringing the gong

The act of slapping another males testicles open-handed whilst standing behind.

Dude, hold my beer while I ring CG's gong.

Ringing the gong will def. get you laid by those slammys.

by brohamovich April 29, 2008

Fly The Space Ship Through The Rings Of Uranus

To ass mongle. see also kit kat not to be confused with Kit-Kat

Robx can't find no manlove so he flyspace ship through the rings of uranus. He's such a chode

by callin' robster a twat October 8, 2004

ringie

the anus, which is in fact a muscular ring. Its kinda gay-slang

the ringie can be brown of pink, what do you prefer?

by yo mama June 12, 2003

ringing the liberty bell

when a dude takes a dump SO large that it comes back up outta' the toilet ball and hits his balls

meagan, "Man, what took you so long in there?"
Unky Brad, "Whoa! Dude! I was just ringing the liberty bell!"
meagan, "Did you at least take a picture?"
Unky Brad, "Na, but I didn't flush"

by classy dame May 28, 2011

bell ringing

pretty much just rythming slang for minging

did you c that guy? he was bell ringing

by spanky franky May 25, 2004

Lord of the Rings

1)An arse lovin, poo punchin, butt stabbing, fudge packing professional
2) How your asshole feels after pebble dashing the porclain telephone following a very hot and spicy bitch of a curry.

1)Getcha dick outta my ass dammit, I ain't no fricken Lord of the Rings.
2) Holy shit I think something died up there, my ass is on fire. Feel like Lord of the Rings (see defination 1.).

by Big Babycakes May 24, 2006

Lord of the Rings

The ultimate accomplishment for a male against that of the female species. Used when denoting completed sexual acts against either a girlfriend or other female relation, and only claimed when the 3 key rings have been conquered (vag, anal, gobby) or other combo of 3 where the shape of entrance forms an O (Ring).

Person 1: Hey man! my bitch finally let me travel down to brown town
Person 2: HAHAHA nice, your definitely the Lord of the Rings bro!

by MasterOfNothing May 9, 2008