Rhode Island Red

A Rhode Island Red is when you go down on someone during that time of the month and come back up looking like a barnyard murder scene.”

Man, I went down on her last night and came back looking like a Rhode Island Red!

by Farmer Old McDonald September 1, 2025

rhode island piss penciling

Rhode island piss penciling is when you shove a pencil down your dickhole and then piss as hard as you can to get it out.

Rhode island piss penciling is when you shove a pencil down your dickhole and then piss as hard as you can to get it out.

by Logan LP September 12, 2025

Rhode Island Flute Player

A "gay man". Refers to a male person who is romantically, sexually, emotionally, or spiritually attracted to other men.

Historical definitions focus on the act of attraction, while the identity of a gay man is really a multifaceted experience that includes self-identification and emotional connection, not just sexual behavior.

I knew that celebrity was a Rhode Island Flute Player after he was caught kissing another man at the gay bar.

by Jimmy GramZ September 16, 2025

Rhode Island Smirnoff

An act requiring 3 people, two of which being female and one being male. The male lays on his back while one female rides his dick and the other sits on his face.

DISTINCTION FROM DOUBLE COWGIRL: females making out at the same time.

Excuse me lovely women. I couldn’t help but notice that you are the most beautiful lesbian couple I have ever seen! As a supporter of the lgbtqia+ community I was wondering if we could do the Rhode Island Smirnoff.

by Thesexdemon September 20, 2025

Rhode Killers

A tongue-in-cheek pejorative referring to residents of Rhode Island, sometimes used in a derogatory manner depending on in-group or out-group context.

"Massholes might think they're badass, but they ain't got nothin' on us Rhode Killers!"
"He got rear-ended by a Rhode Killer blasting through a yellow light while sipping coffee milk one-handed."

by Reverend_Dude December 18, 2025

Victor "Vokuv" Rhodes: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Victor "Vokuv" Rhodes: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

rhode island renovation

the act of inserting all of ones ten fingers into a significant others anus and proceeding to spread all ten fingers and grabbing the feces from ones asshole

my girl let me try the rhode island renovation for the first time last night and it was spectacular

by anonymous August 7, 2024