Got Receipts

When somebody pulls up info/ tea from the past when you contradict yourself.

Guy 1: I can't believe Jane got pregnant
Guy: 2 But didn't you get Mary pregnant last week
Guy 1: Damn boy, you got receipts!

by Littlepepsi September 28, 2019

Load Receptacle

Describes someone whose life has hit such a low point that their only positive attribute is their ability to consume and hold endless loads of cum.

No wonder they broke up. That girl is a hard core load receptacle.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

A-Reece

The big hearted bad guy.

A-Reece top 2 and not 2 my guy.

by maybeishould October 27, 2020

Wet the receipt

When people wet the receipt in a restaurant to let the waiter or waitress know that they're interested in them.

Damn. That boy wet the receipt for that bangin waitress

by FeetDeertoes August 13, 2016

Keeping the Receipts

a somewhat paranoid diligence, whereby someone mentally stores the evidence of another’s behaviour, should they ever need it in future.

Often done in order to log consummate lying by individuals in positions of influence or power, such as political figures.

Peter Oborne is a consummate receipt-keeper, maintaining a record of politicians who are lying. He has been keeping the receipts of political elites in an effort to hold them to account.

by 1xs April 10, 2021

Recep Erdogan

"Small dick fart collector" as said by the youtube channel penguinz0

Dude! I heard that guy is a recep erdogan.

by Yeahhhhboi May 29, 2016

reece

reece's have amazing singing voices and a great sence of style any body is lucky enough to have him is a friend and is such a ladies man. HE IS A GENTLEMAN! and will try and make everyone around him happy. he is also EXTREMELY good looking in everyway possible.

REECE MASTIN

by reecemastinsgirlfriendxx October 10, 2011