Sender's Remorse

The feeling you get almost immediately after you have responded to an email or text, that caused you to become irate.

I replied to my manager telling her she's being insubordinate. Damn, I think I'm having sender's remorse, hope I don't get fired...

by kikcrs February 24, 2010

victim's remorse

Sympathy shown by the victim of a serious offense toward the person that committed it.

In an interview, Rihanna showed a classic example of victim's remorse when she said it wasn't fair that Chris Brown suffered backlash because what he did to her was in private, separate from his career.

by boratfan1 April 19, 2011

Law of Diminishing Remorse

The tendency of girls to become sluttier with every sexual partner that comes into their...life. A vicious/virtuous cycle (depending on who you ask) that presumably ends with taking spanish lessons just to bang Chico the gardener at age 50.

Phrasing inspired by economic theory's law of diminishing returns.

e.g. "I used to do four tequila shots when feeling frisky just to be able to excuse myself the next day for my behavior...I guess I'm already showing the effects of the law of diminishing remorse."

by true_datt October 7, 2013

Bitch's Remorse

An apology by a woman for responding (by action, speech, or words) to some innocent communication with a level of vicious anger far, far beyond any level warranted. Bitch's Remorse usually arrives about a day after the nasty attack, when she has reflected on how utterly undeserved that attack was.

Me -- so I texted Soozie a photo of her new car and she texted me back, "You asshole! You know I don't have a smartphone! Just email it!!"
My pal -- Wow -- that's pretty harsh when all you were trying to do was to be nice.
Me -- yeah, but tomorrow she'll have Bitch's Remorse. She'll text me a "sorry." I might even get laid

by RoastR February 20, 2014

remus

verb - to pwn or destroy totally and thoroughly, particularly, although not exclusively in online gaming

I remused you with the Grandfather.

by Alan Barnes March 14, 2004

boner's remorse

The feeling of remorse or regret one gets after having sex with someone.

"At the time I thought it was a good idea to have sex with my ex-girlfriend. However, after we finished and she talked about starting the relationship again I had major boner's remorse."

by PolarTurbo July 27, 2009

remould

found in small, close knit communities a remould or a pack of remoulds can be defined as a person or people who dont quite fit, like a remoulded tire.

the pub aint half full of remoulds tonight... elm street.

by arch bishop don magic jaun October 1, 2004