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Internet Rectangle

A smartphone. So called because it is rectangular, and its main function is to provide instantaneous access to the Internet.
Why are you asking me for directions? Don't you have an Internet rectangle?
by vorpalbla December 11, 2016
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Gay Rectangle

When a gay man and gay woman get married only to have their own same sex relationship with two others that are also married. Crating a rectangle of gay-ness.
So let me get this straight...Your wife is dating your boyfriends wife? What kind of Gay Rectangle is this?
by Emerkid January 3, 2021
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rectalfury

A band of idiots trying to play music and appeal to a large audience of morons. Band and record label from Detorit Michigan. Getting it in the ass daily by the man or the government!2. A horrible bowel movement.
Dont look Down! Their is rectalfury in that toilet bowl!
by Bottlehead April 28, 2005
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Rectal Rover

1. One who engages in the act of roving in someones anus, usually with the use of their pork sword.
2. Slang term for the instuments used in a proctologists office
1. "Man, last night I fucked your mom in the ass. I roved around in her rectum for three hours!"
2. "Did you see the assortment of rectal rovers that fucker wanted to feed up my grease pipe?"
by Doctor Bong May 15, 2006
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rectal inversion

Insulting description of a person whose condition is "full of shit" because his or her ass points inward, directing excrement there.
I don't care what Erika says, I know that Pierre didn't give her a Cincinatti brown out last night, she is such a rectal inversion.

Khrystal's pimp called her a rectal inversion when she insisted that she only made $40 last night.
by mr pinky June 23, 2007
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Rectal Brick

A Black writing surface where text and pictures may be drawn on by Chalk. Also known as a 'chalkboard' or 'blackboard'.
The teacher in class today had to write up the 5 rules of the classroom on the rectal brick before we would behave.
by Keesh^_^ October 30, 2008
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RectalXam

when instead of getting a rectal exam your doctor deflowers you from behind.
He went in for a colonoscopy but left bleeding from the rectum after a rectalXam
by BLOODnALGORE February 22, 2009
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