The raptor

When one sits on a chair and grips the chairs legs with one's toes, often to the point of inflicting pain upon oneself.

A: "So I was walking to his room to ask him a question,"
B: "Yeah,"
A: "And I come in to see him doing The raptor!"
B: "The what?"
A: "He was perched like a fuckin bird of prey!"

by Mostly carbon May 6, 2020

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Muddy Raptor

When you deficate on a mans penis, then ride his penis

Woman 1:What did you 2 do last night?
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"

by ADHDperson June 11, 2023

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Raptor

Pack hunters from the cretaceous period

Also in Jurrasic Park franchise

Raptors are cool

by SRGTGHOST1400 September 8, 2020

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raptor shed

Nough said🦖

After leaving the blood fields, Jimmy was left to find shelter in the only place near… the raptor shed

by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022

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Narcissistic female that dwells comfortably in a wide house full of amenities and still wants to murmur and brawl. Constantly plays herself and others around her as “the snake” “the porcupine” or the “no-drama lama”. Creates a Bermuda Triangle of hype and accusations vilifying peers glorifying herself as a goddes. Those who fall into the triangle have little chance of survival. Uses shame and fear based manipulation. Feeds off others ego and reaction. Only way to defeat one is with kindness. They hunt solo. Logic and reason aggravates this creature. Synonyms are jezebel, Medusa, narca, vicious, clever girl and veloci-bitch.

Linda went strait she-raptor after you told her she was wrong for calling your mom a leach.

by TameRascal SikhVONO August 18, 2022

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