Mall raptors

All middle class suburban males who prowl the local mall fiending around with no apparent destination

Oh snap! Check out those mall raptors lurking over by the food court

by Dejayboo May 17, 2015

Taco Raptor

Large groups of cackling black birds that gather in parking lots, especially those of fast food restaurants looking for scraps of food and pestering customers with their noise and waste.

Throw the fries you don't eat on the ground for the taco raptors to eat.

by Subsite82 August 22, 2023

Wicke Raptor

The act of inserting all five fingers into a vagina by bringing them to a point, making the hand look like a raptor claw.

Mariah got Wicke Raptored so hard.

by Clairvoyant333 September 25, 2015

Muddy Raptor

When you deficate on a mans penis, then ride his penis

Woman 1:What did you 2 do last night?
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"

by ADHDperson June 11, 2023

The raptor

When one sits on a chair and grips the chairs legs with one's toes, often to the point of inflicting pain upon oneself.

A: "So I was walking to his room to ask him a question,"
B: "Yeah,"
A: "And I come in to see him doing The raptor!"
B: "The what?"
A: "He was perched like a fuckin bird of prey!"

by Mostly carbon May 6, 2020

she-raptor

Narcissistic female that dwells comfortably in a wide house full of amenities and still wants to murmur and brawl. Constantly plays herself and others around her as “the snake” “the porcupine” or the “no-drama lama”. Creates a Bermuda Triangle of hype and accusations vilifying peers glorifying herself as a goddes. Those who fall into the triangle have little chance of survival. Uses shame and fear based manipulation. Feeds off others ego and reaction. Only way to defeat one is with kindness. They hunt solo. Logic and reason aggravates this creature. Synonyms are jezebel, Medusa, narca, vicious, clever girl and veloci-bitch.

Linda went strait she-raptor after you told her she was wrong for calling your mom a leach.

by TameRascal SikhVONO August 18, 2022

Raptor Pilgrim

A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.

B: Are we going to MC'S?

Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

B: Oh snap!

by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011