san ramon

the most boring city in california ever.

also known for cops with nothing better to do than harass kids teenagers for having too much fun.

fun is illegal in san ramon.

where to go in san ramon if you have nothing to do:
skatepark
your/friends house

thats bout it.

by yessss December 28, 2005

Ramon

Deadly, playboy, womanizer

Oliver is so Ramon when it comes to woman

by swvggyp December 7, 2016

raimon

Raimon is a very original name. He is very handsome, is extremely in love with girls, and he is very smart. Raimon is always seen as a leader and can get girls any day. Raimon is also very sexy but a bit small. When a Raimon shows up at a school 100% of the time they will be the most popular person there. Raimons are usually Spanish, Mexican, or Italian.

Wow how did you get that really hot girl´s phone number? Your such a Raimon.

by The comador February 17, 2017

Raymondism

Any of the ridiculous sayings a Raymond would come up with. Raymondisms are never actually funny, but because they were said by a Raymond, everyone automatically laughs.

1. "dude! so i was at Raymond's last night --" "-- omg ANOTHER Raymondism?"
2. douchefag
3. so you think you're cool? well you're NOT. YOU'RE DUMB.
4. don't you feel DUMB now?
5. mister COOOOL JAAYYYY
6. careful richARD. don't get HITHARD.

by ari_eloise November 17, 2010

Rammoned

Taken from the Bangbros Character, ''Ramon'' who has an exceptionally large penis known for destroying females and generally making a mess of their ass and/or pussy.

''I just rammoned that game of Call of Duty''

''I am going to get rammoned if I don't hand in this homework''

by Weabuckelvie December 21, 2009

Raymond

Simp.

Raymond is a simp to Lulu.

by raymondisasimp January 17, 2020

Raymond Kao

Raymond Kao loves to eat sushi and are also known to be especially quick on their feet. They love to run and can usually be found on the road with a pair of juicy gucci flip-flop sketcher sneakers. They love ice cream sandwiches and fruit snacks.

Dont be a Raymond Kao! Sushi is expensive! I cant fkn god damn afford that $h1t you lil bch.

by ChuPooPoo April 5, 2021