Putin

Putin can you put in the pudding.

Something you say when you need Putin to put in the pudding.

it´s a thing... YES IT IS!!

Putin, can you put in the puddin

by Chrisstine_deniyng_this_name!! March 19, 2018

Putin

A piece of shit or the act of excreting a piece of shit.

I had some bad seafood and dropped a massive Putin.

by Subdaimon September 1, 2022

Putinizer

A person who of invades a neighbour’s country.

Hey Putinuzer, Ukraine is not yours.
Hey Putinizer, Georgia is not yours. Etc

by Drzlom May 2, 2022

Putin

To do a Putin, or to pull a Putin is to go on an extremely convoluted tangent, detailing irrelevant backstory when one is presented with a question they do not wish to answer.

Did he admit to eating the cake?

No. He pulled a Putin and told me about the origins of baking for half an hour.

by GodWearsTimbs666 February 25, 2024

Putin

Putout

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by void_17 August 1, 2019

Putin'

Putin' (poo•tin)
1. Intransitive verb or gerund
often vulgar
: to expel air from the vagina after vigorous sexual activity.
Synonyms: queef, pussy fart, vaginal wind

2. Noun
often vulgar : The president of Russia (2012-present); who has no intention of negotiation, but is clearly open to wasting time and lives.
Synonyms: vaginal wind, pussy fart, queef, Trump's Lover

1. He walked into his lover's bedroom to smell that someone had been PUTIN' around.

2. President Trump immediately calls PUTIN after embarrassing public breakup with billionaire Elon Musk.

by ArraySlays June 6, 2025

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022