fist pumper

guy who masturbates frequently, complete asshole

Guy: John still doesn't have a girlfriend?

Other Guy: Yea, he's becoming a real fist pumper.

by sillysallie July 22, 2010

Pumpernickel

A bowling game to get drunk. A shot is taken for every strike, by those who did not get a strike

I'm taking that chick I just met to play pumpernickel. Better I play, drunker she gets.

by Caceezy November 9, 2014

pimped out

tight, nice,cool

he had his shit all pimped out.

by David Sisto February 4, 2003

being pimped

being used,having a guy live with you and not help with the rent and other bills. you watching his kids and not getting paid. when you ask for him to pay he makes excuses and you dumb enough not to stand up for yourself.

girl you being pimped, your bumb az let that guy run your house

by pimp daddy dizzle July 13, 2007

Peter-Pumper

How a hick insults someone from civilization when trying to call them a jerk. Can be used in the verb form when used in retaliation.

Kamiza: YOUR A PETER-PUMPER!!!
Ciolino: I peter-pumped your mom.

by Kyle Wynne August 9, 2006

purped out

A person who is full of sh!t. Someone who exaggerates all the time.

Mike is always talking about how many women he has been with. That dude is purped out.

by phorreel January 17, 2008

Puppedexterous

Puppedexterous (1) ADJ. Puppedextrosity--Describes the behavioral patterns of a person. The actions of this person are said to be quite predictable and like they are being bossed around. A newscaster is puppetdexterous because they report what they are told to report.
Puppedexterous (2) ADJ. Describes a persons way of thinking. A person who is puppedexterous will think everyone is too predictable and a slave to the system, as it were.

Professor Johanson is very puupedexterous.
The actor is very puppedexterous.
The man has a puppedexterous train of thought!

by Flying Chicken Massacre August 31, 2006