Guy 1 - sorry guys i've lost the map we're gonna have to walk back
Guy 2 - you tit your going back we're staying... fucking pubic Whistle
Guy 2 - you tit your going back we're staying... fucking pubic Whistle
by "Dr. Snatch" April 22, 2010
Get the Pubic Whistlemug. The company of The Great Masters of Pubic Science were founded by the two top managers, Freda Mason & Georgia Sofokleous. They're main work is to do anything that has stuff to do with pubescity and ask people about how hairy their "garden" is in their "magic kingdom" and also give awards to guys with the sexiest titties (who is now fired for a very important reason) and girls with the most penis-looking vaginas. Thanks to The Great Masters of Pubic Science, there are now special shampoos and conditioners specially made to keep your pubic hair healthy, damage-free and nice smelling, so your partner doesn't complain about your pubic hair smelling like your breath (in other words, like SHIT!). You can find our shampoos and conditioners anywhere in drugstores where they sell cocaine, roofies and flavored condoms. We hope you enjoy using our pubic cleaning products. Oh, and if you have the hairiest "garden" or the biggest guy nipples contact us. I'm not telling you how, just find a way. : Thank you.
Yesterday: I'VE JUST BEEN AWARDED THE KING OF SEXY TITTIES BY THE GREAT MASTERS OF PUBIC SCIENCE! :D
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:
by TheGreatMasterofPubicScience May 2, 2011
Get the The Great Masters of Pubic Sciencemug. by riley.lovecocks January 12, 2021
Get the pubic-whiskersmug. The quite frankly appallingly unkempt thatch of vaginal foliage which 'welcomes' an unfortunate traveller to the NEVER-EVER Regions of the female anatomy.
"....Let it be said that whilst Viscount Greaves III was well documented as the pioneer of Wokingham's industrial revolution and also noted in society as at the forefront of 19th Century liberal Reform, he did indeed drop a bollock when he uncharacteristically turned a blind eye to the hideous crop of Pubic Scare which punctuated Baroness Felonia's staff entrance. However this turned out to be the least of his worries, as he found out rather too late that Baroness Felonia's real name was Dênnis and 'she' had a penchant for 'Pâtisserie D'Orreilles' (See Aural Sex , 'Hearing Aids') ...
That was the last anyone heard of Viscount Greaves III..."
From 'Nose Sex Please - We're British! - A History Of High Profile British Sexual Blunders from 1745-1994 " By Someone in Ealing who wishes to remain anonymous
That was the last anyone heard of Viscount Greaves III..."
From 'Nose Sex Please - We're British! - A History Of High Profile British Sexual Blunders from 1745-1994 " By Someone in Ealing who wishes to remain anonymous
by Don Bastardo January 11, 2017
Get the Pubic Scaremug. by Dr.Robert June 20, 2005
Get the pubic tulipmug. "So how was your date yesterday?"
"Awful, she had the biggest mount pubic ever! Like something straight outta the 70's!"
"Awful, she had the biggest mount pubic ever! Like something straight outta the 70's!"
by The distressed Pillock January 22, 2022
Get the mount pubicmug. The mythological patch of hair supposably found on the vaginal area.
Have women evolved? The woman i picked up last night had no pubic hair, come to think of it none of my girlfriends had it either.
Have women evolved? The woman i picked up last night had no pubic hair, come to think of it none of my girlfriends had it either.
by Bbwlicker November 13, 2020
Get the Pubic hairmug.