Hey what happened to gramps?
He fulfilled the Dead Man’s Promise last week.
Does that mean I get to keep his life savings
He fulfilled the Dead Man’s Promise last week.
Does that mean I get to keep his life savings
by DeadManDeadManWhereDidYouGo? April 4, 2021
Get the Dead Man’s Promise mug.A type of promise that never gets fulfilled because someone is so busy that he/she either forgets about it or doesn't get around to carrying it out.
"You didn't email him? You said that you would take care of it yesterday."
"Sorry. I had three problem sets and a research meeting. I'll take care of it tomorrow."
"That's a Paus promise, ya big fag."
"Sorry. I had three problem sets and a research meeting. I'll take care of it tomorrow."
"That's a Paus promise, ya big fag."
by bligblag April 16, 2007
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by little duck January 26, 2016
Get the Pinkie Promise mug.A sacred vow that transcends all fake promising rules (ex: crossing fingers). This is a serious deal that is of the upmost importance.
Guy 1: Hey bro, pinky promise me you won’t tell anyone who I like.
Guy 2: Yeah bro of course.
Guy 2 will be sacrificed to the pinky promise gods if breaks this sacred agreement.
Guy 2: Yeah bro of course.
Guy 2 will be sacrificed to the pinky promise gods if breaks this sacred agreement.
by jg17 May 10, 2021
Get the Pinky Promise mug.Tom tells Joe, "I'll totally help you move this weekend, bro. " Tom has made Joe a white man's promise because Tom has already made other plans and has no intention of helping Joe move.
by Lario1234 November 9, 2013
Get the white man's promise mug.by sunkissedbrunette May 9, 2005
Get the eyes of broken promise mug.Sticking your ring finger up someones ass while promising not to put it in any further than the 2nd knuckle
by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012
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