When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..
(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!
by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009
Get the Pooches gooches revengemug. A dog, small in size, that could easily be struck with one's foot to be projected a short, or even long distance.
Guy 1: My Grandmother, because she's old, bought a new kick-able pooch.
Guy 2: What kind of dog is it?
Guy 1: It's a chihuahua
Guy 2: What kind of dog is it?
Guy 1: It's a chihuahua
by platinumskies March 26, 2009
Get the Kick-able poochmug. To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.
Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.
by ElOjo January 9, 2008
Get the screwed the pooch and knocked it upmug. To screw it up
by G-L-O-R-I-A March 6, 2018
Get the you really fucked the pooch on that onemug. Verb: A. To slack off and accomplish nothing in a given period of time, without getting caught.
B. To chill with the pooches and discuss general matters of pooching.
Noun: A. a close acquaintance who pooches along side you
B .one who has a strong reputation for pooching hard and pooching often.
B. To chill with the pooches and discuss general matters of pooching.
Noun: A. a close acquaintance who pooches along side you
B .one who has a strong reputation for pooching hard and pooching often.
"whats Gucci, my Poochie?"
"How's it Poochin' today?"
"Keep on Poochin' on"
"You're pooching too close to the sun"
"How's it Poochin' today?"
"Keep on Poochin' on"
"You're pooching too close to the sun"
by P-Master Swine March 9, 2018
Get the Poochmug. - Term Used By Men To Describe The Woman They Have Unprotected Extramarital Sex With.
- A Woman Who Has Unprotected Sex With Men She Is Not Courting.
- Another Term For Bitch.
- What A Man Calls A Woman He Intends On Inseminating.
- A Woman Who Has Unprotected Sex With Men She Is Not Courting.
- Another Term For Bitch.
- What A Man Calls A Woman He Intends On Inseminating.
He told his friend "I'm going to visit my pooch in Long Island before my wife gets back from her Mother's"
Her Mother was disappointed in her for being a pooch to many of the local men.
Her Mother was disappointed in her for being a pooch to many of the local men.
by bby_xx97 July 19, 2021
Get the Poochmug. by Jumbo CrackPot November 19, 2020
Get the Poochedmug.