When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..
(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!
by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009
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Guy 1: My Grandmother, because she's old, bought a new kick-able pooch.
Guy 2: What kind of dog is it?
Guy 1: It's a chihuahua
Guy 2: What kind of dog is it?
Guy 1: It's a chihuahua
by platinumskies March 26, 2009
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Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.
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A term to describe one when you are playfully mad at them. Siblings especially call each other this. It doesn't really have a meaning to it. It is just a playful cute word to use when you are grumpy at a sibling or friend.
A term to describe one when you are playfully mad at them. Siblings especially call each other this. It doesn't really have a meaning to it. It is just a playful cute word to use when you are grumpy at a sibling or friend.
Sibling 1: "Where did my paper go?"
Sibling 2: "I stole it!"
Sibling 1: "Ugh! You pooch! Give it back!"
Sibling 2: "I stole it!"
Sibling 1: "Ugh! You pooch! Give it back!"
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