Sheik Polly Pocket

A noun, referring to a short brown man of Persian/Pakistani descent who tells women he is a "sheik" to get into their panties.
The signifigance of the phrase "polly pocket" in the phrase is that it describes the rather small stature of the individual in question. IE, polly pocket was a popular toy in the late 90's that could easily be folded up and stored in a child's pocket because it was so small, much like sheik polly's penis.

Jon: "Man did you hear what sheik polly pocket did this time?"

Adil: "Lemme guess, he told some girl he has a lot of money to get into her panties?""

Jon: "Yup."

by Jterror March 17, 2010

Lee Pollard

Alpha male. Hides children in his toe cracks, meal deal lord, and gatekeeper. Should become toilet cleaner!!! As he has poo fetishisation. Still sleeps with his mum

Lee pollard oh yeah didn’t he steal Billy’s child wonder where he went- I heard he was in Lee pollards toes

by Hotmanalpha June 6, 2022

human rolly polly

When 3 guys have sex on skatbords and they roll with every hump.

Look there's those human rolly Polly's fucking again

by Ragugang March 6, 2019

polly wanna cracker

when a man protrudes his penis into the ear of a female creating an ear drum orgasm

during ear sex climax: polly wanna cracker baby!

by applesauce124 December 31, 2010

Polly Pocket

A crunchy friend that will never pay you back.

Stephanie a such a polly pocket. She is never going to give you that 70$ she owes you.

by Schmisterr crunch November 3, 2017

Polly Positive

When someone is in a terrible mood and everything that comes out of their mouth is either rude or they just can't stop bitching about who knows what.

Person 1: Man, I didn't have fun at your friend's house....the music was too loud, it was too crowded, the people were so annoying, it was messy, the bathroom smelt like poop, and i'm hungry.
Person 2: Okay, Polly Positive, did you want to turn the car around and take you back, since you seem to have had such a great time.

by SebastionATX April 27, 2006

polly-snaggletooth

When a parachute lands in the laundry basket, the wrong way and resembles a snaggle-toothed figure, and you start hearing the words "polygonic misfitic pizza" and you see sugarplums dancing about, doing the hokeypokey.

Mom! Jorge polly-snaggletoothed my underwear again!! I hear they're dancing about! Call 911!!

by Oblama January 11, 2008