glitter poisoning

When you use glitter for something, and it gets everywhere, no matter what steps you take to prevent it from ending up everywhere.

1st Person: There's glitter in your bed.
2nd Person: Yep.
1st Person: And in your hair. And on all your books.
2nd Person. Yep.
1st Person: What the hell?
2nd Person: Glitter poisoning.
1st Person: Ah.

by saucer49 January 14, 2011

testicular poison

codie and dustin's orgy.

cody and dustin were fucking until they know later on codie sucked the testicular poison out of him.

by testicular poison January 17, 2018

Lead Poisoned

Extreme stupidity and inability to critically think. Typically it applies to old people who were exposed to too much leaded gas and lead paint as children, and have now lost the ability to understand second order effects

"My HOA is controlled by a bunch of lead poisoned Boomers"

by InterestedPastaEater August 19, 2022

poison ivy

1. venereal disease

2. a woman with venereal disease

1. I gotta go see the doctor, I dipped my shit in some poison ivy last weekend.

2. Stay away from Pam - she's poison ivy.

by Gett'n N Eiffel January 18, 2008

hot dog poisoning

when u eat too many hot dogs and they really start tasting like shit

i can't eat anymore, i already have hot dog poisoning

by jay July 18, 2003

poison

1. Someone or something that seems to bring harm or ill effects

2. liquor, especially cheap liquor

His attitude has always been poison.

by The Return of Light Joker August 26, 2009

poisonbagels

A member of the clan LCD(Leading Cause of Death). Quit Digital Demise to join LCD. Widely known as a Counter Strike hacker.

PoisonBagels: im gona go paly cs now and poon sum noobs wit my uber hax bbl

by ELeMeNT November 21, 2004