Schrödinger’s Homosexual

Someone who constantly makes comments with homosexual undertones but when questioned claims they’re straight.

That dude talking about dicks like that to his girlfriend is such a Schrödinger’s homosexual.

by The haydero May 19, 2023

homosexual

1. Someone who simply loves someone of the same sex, and anyone who hates and/or fears them is simply doing nothing but ostracize someone for being different.
2. It is NOT a synonym for stupid. It is highly offensive to those who are gay, or know someone who happens to be gay.

1. Homosexuals are awesome. How could you hate them?
2. Homosexual, gay, lesbian, homo, etc. are not synonyms for stupid or any other insult. Many people do not know what they are saying is homophobic, and we must educate them about that.

by FuckHomophobia June 16, 2010

momosexual

A momo or momosexual is a male that falls somewhere between a metrosexual and a homosexual. This is usually a metrosexual male that is yet to come out of the closet. Unlike a conventional metrosexual who cares about his appearance and hygiene, he does actually have homosexual tendencies (which he may or may not know about).

"Dude, wearing that pink sweater and baby blue wife beater at the Portsea Pub is really pushing your luck. The bogans aint going to like it. You are such a momosexual!"

by darbers July 30, 2008

Homosexual

Best people in the world. Many are healthy and fit, dress well, look good, don't add towards the overpopulated...population, is fighting towards respect of having feelings (sexual, emotional, physical and mental) towards those of the same sex, can decorate very well, and are clean. They not only are awesome, but are just plain cool.

Homosexuality should become a religion, because it is so cool.

by Nostok May 5, 2005

Promosexual

Straight people who are obsessed with promoting all things gay. People who don't have legitimate reason to promote queer interests, but put queer interests above everything else.

Frequently adolescent or young adult females who try to portray their favorite fictional characters as queer.

Only promosexuals think that Naruto and Sasuke are gay for each other.

by kickbocksir December 27, 2020

homosexual harrassment

Sexual harrassment committed by a member of the same gender

Andrew won't stop making innappropriate remarks to me at work. I'm filing a homosexual harrassment charge against him with HR.

by pacmahon February 12, 2010

handshake homosexuals

A male homosexual couple that never engages in any public display of affection, hence allowing straight male observers to avoid thinking about sodomy.

"Dude, your gay neighbors are selling sheets at the yard sale. That's gross."

"Dude, don't worry, they never have butt sex, they're handshake homosexuals. They probably sleep in separate beds."

by Steve Goozecoch October 14, 2007