Plumber's Kacken

A really large persons plumber's crack.

OUCH, that dude has some nasty Plumber's Kacken going on.

by sh-yawn April 16, 2010

Plumber's Funeral

The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.

Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.

by Nightmare Ives March 19, 2021

plumbers tits

When a woman’s cleavage is so small, it looks like a plumbers butt crack

The girl at the table next to us at Olive Garden had plumbers tits lol

by Rottenrog November 1, 2018

Vancouver Plumber

A maneuver offer preformed by one lover on another while in the Great White North. The goal is to jam an ice cube so far up your lovers rectum that surely only a plumber could dislodge it.

Pat and I had just met at the convention and we took these sex pills from the gas station bathroom and wow were they potent. I remember Pat saying this was the Vancouver Plumber as the ice cubes went alarmingly deep into me. I just kept thinking ‘Safer than grapefruits cause they just melt!’ as Pat had said. Needless to say the words were as comforting as my new lovers frozen penetration.

by RidersBrohan August 21, 2022

Plumber's shit

When one expels enough shit into the porcelain throne that the toilet overflows and can not be fixed until worked on by a plumber.

"We need to call that plumber, I think someone flooded your bathroom with a plumber's shit."

by Fry January 23, 2017

Plumber

Someone who scored against Tottenham

Omg that’s two goals for the plumber

by Gcl November 27, 2021

Plumbered

The hangover from after a night getting wasted with your plumber friends. No one parties like a plumbers

Man I went out partying with mario last night and his plumber friends. I am completely plumbered

by Mtg187 October 9, 2020