Platinum Pilferer

People who seek out partners for the purpose of using them for the emotional and mental labor.

Chad worrying about being hit on by a gold digger is ironic when he's just a platinum pilferer.

by HealthyHumaning March 08, 2023

records went platinum

When your brakes are well past their life and you’ve been grinding deep grooves into your rotors

“Yeah man, I’ve hearing some intense grinding for the past couple months whenever I press on the brake. Why is that?”
“Oh those records went platinum for sure.”

by Bangswell October 24, 2023

Platinum digger

Like gold digger but with expensive taste and killing is always an option

Katie really is a platinum digger.

by Word maker 12 October 20, 2021

“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 07, 2022

Ed Platinums

An abbreviation of the beer, Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums.

What did you drink last night?

Shared a carton of ed platinums with a mate, got shit faced.

by 95tzy July 28, 2009

Mr platinum

Saying that your gonna platinum a game on ps4 every time you start a game. And then never getting more than 1% done with it

Mr platinum is gonna platinum this game this week and then never play it again

by Sodie man December 29, 2021

Dani Platinum

A privilege. One not to be played with.

Imagine knowing Dani Platinum? That’s a privilege

by Dani Platinum January 11, 2022