Plinking

The act of a basic white girl going to college for the exact purpose of getting a wealthy, attractive and or desirable man

That girl in biology is so dumb you know she has to be plinking

by Droptheurbnz August 30, 2017

Plinking

the act of a female sliding a small tube into her uterus to create an alternate penis.

She was plinking so she could use the urinal.

by UrbanSyndrome September 28, 2013

Planting

Running with great force and jumping against an elevated flat surface while horizontal.

John went planting

by _Johnny-boy July 31, 2011

planning a premie

Marrying a person because of an unplanned pregnancy that the couple chooses to keep clandestine -- a miracle (yet unusually big) premature birth to be celebrated seven months later.

Wedding guest #1: "Can you believe that Gina is marrying that loser? They have nothing in common!"

Wedding guest #2: "Shhh ... word is that they're planning a premie right away!"

by phishtails September 11, 2009

planting

the act of going onto video chat websites and insisting the broadcaster to show themselves with plants. This will normally confuse the broadcaster as that is not their primary reason for broadcasting.

Alright guys, time to go planting and confuse these women!

by I_LovE_Ej July 30, 2011

planting

When one spreads the asscheeks of another and allows them to plant their anus directly on the face, for pleasure.

John had a sore jaw from the planting that had taken place last night.

by kolkolkol January 6, 2012

plankinsons

the opposite of michael j fox's disease where a person is still for so long it becomes ridiculous.

"did you see jimmy on stage last night?" "yea he had total plankinsons"

by hoyhgdwugevd June 9, 2013