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v.) To spank a male or transitioning male on the penis.

Please Note: occasionally causes unexpected drips of pee, blood, or semen if hit too hard or in the right place at the right time OR by the right person.
You have been a very bad boy Thomas! Pull your pants down and face me so I can pank you with my leather belt!

Sorry Dr. Dave, but my wife and I were playing around in bed & she panked me a few times, causing me to have my meriod (male period).
Pank by takesumcake jones May 28, 2015
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a slang term for a homosexual person.
john you look like a right Pank.
Pank by mrnister123 November 18, 2011
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epicurean planking 

the act of taking pictures of your food, no matter how disgusting or appetizing it looks, and posting it on social networking sites because you feel that others need to see what you're eating.
Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.
"Phanks for that birthday present Grandma!"
phanks by Xo_plungerman June 17, 2009
I am a dedicated PANK.
PANK by DN1984 April 13, 2017
This girl always looks bomb. She looks good in literally everything. Her makeup and hair look amazing everyday. She might seem rude or sassy, but that’s only because she means the best for you. She is beautiful, and smart af. Pankhi is truly a very talented human.
“Dang that girl always looks good omg!”
“Oh her? That’s Pankhi, she’s always looking like a snack
pankhi by - curly haired chick🙃 January 14, 2018