Pre-pizza

The pizza that you eat just before eating another pizza (after which you may endulge in a post-pizza)

Example #1
Lucas:"What should we eat tonight?"
Malt: "How about pizza?"
Lucas:"That's cool. Let's go grab a pre-pizza first, though"

Example #2
Malt: "I'm doing cocaine. Wanna bump?"
Oliver: "No. i'll just go get a pre-pizza"

by Malt007 January 20, 2011

Pizza Shit

-The type of explosive diarrhea you have after eating too much pizza and chasing it with Diet Dr. Pepper. Usually followed by a stinging sensation and then spontaneous anal combustion. Known widely to clog toilets within 30 seconds, usually requires 5-6 flushes and several rolls of TP.
-A common misunderstanding of the use of the phrase "piece-of-shit"

Dude 1: Man, I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude1 : It smells like a piece-of-shit!
Dude 2: A pizza shit?! Fuck man, I told you not to eat that second jumbo meat-lover's with marshmallows!

by DaBigPizzaShit April 19, 2009

chest pizza

A chest pizza is that pool of drunken puke that occurs when you throw up on your own chest.

I wouldn't go in there, Calvin is making chest pizza.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009

Pizza Cum

The flavour of one's cum after over-consumption of pizza. Comes with variety of flavours depending on the toppings on said pizza.

James eats so much pizza, when he gets a blowjob, the giver always tastes the flavour of "pizza cum" when he blows his load in them making them swallow because it was that delicious.

by DrArmageddon August 11, 2017

Pizza Papa

A sugar daddy, except they bring you free pizza and then fuck you.

Girl: Hey wanna go out tonight
Guy: I can't. My pizza papa's bringing Domino's over to my place tonight.

by WowDudeSweetBackflip February 1, 2019

Table pizza

A pizza for sharing amongst a group, typically ordered as a side dish to main meals.

Say Scott, I'm really hungry and can't decide which one I want, shall we get a table pizza as well?

by pizzalover69 January 21, 2014

Pizza Juissi

A pizza with all the best toppings that only exists in dreams but saying the word in real life is just as good, if not better, than actually eating the pizza.

I woke up shouting pizza juissi and I liked it so much better than any pizza I've ever tasted!

Last night I had some dank ass pizza juissi!

by tihmn August 1, 2020