pissed as a cunt

Descriptive of being exceedingly or disgracefully drunk.

Dave said, 'I had to drive to Southampton pissed as a cunt, had to drop a pill to sort my head out'

by Rickallisterpmeister June 3, 2006

pisser

1. Said when something is funny
2. Said as sarcasm

1. AHahaha that's hilarious, that's a pisser!
2. ha..yeah..that's such a pisser troy..*rolls eyes*

by Irene Samek May 21, 2003

pissed

Australia's favourite word to describe what you get after work everday.

"I knock off at 4pm. Let's go get pissed."

by Diego August 29, 2003

pissed

that point in drunkeness beyond which you will remember little of what occured the night before

man i was so pissed last night... what the hell did i do... and where the feck am i??

by shadow sword March 31, 2004

PISSER

the place you go piss it up

"im going to the pisser"
"frog piss"

by pisspantprat March 3, 2007

Pissed Clean Off

The state of mind in which the person that is pissed is so pissed off that he or she will grab the nearest projectile weapon, trident, grenade, pipe bomb, mace, pastry blender, wood chipper, road sign, crow bar, nail gun, turkey baister, dental floss, circular or chain saw, blow torch, or a mexican for hire; and use them to exact punishment on the perpatrators.

"Meeker once got drunk and tried to rape me and my mexican...we were Pissed Clean Off".

by Lindsey Rowles May 13, 2005

pissed

Slight intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a slight sense of drunkenness but none of the more advanced symptoms such as a reduction in inhibitions, loss of self control or inability to respond to questions. One step above sober on the scale of drunkenness and one step below steaming.

I was a bit pissed still when I arrived at work but my boss definitely couldn't have noticed.

by jayseebee July 13, 2004