by fuckjacobpetti April 15, 2022
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A person who places their attention to or is magnetized by something, or somebody because it feeds their pettiness. Interest subjects include, but not limited to, sports, movie stars, social influencers, reality stars, and so on.
by Mimi88888 September 10, 2023
Petty Poetry would look something like:
The man persistently attacked his cat.
The cat lied on his head like a hat.
The man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
The pain made him gasp and start to fall.
Nothing like that of famous poets such as Shakespeare or Adrianus.
The man persistently attacked his cat.
The cat lied on his head like a hat.
The man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
The pain made him gasp and start to fall.
Nothing like that of famous poets such as Shakespeare or Adrianus.
by Arranttehfurball May 30, 2010
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by Beeonatree February 07, 2019
When someone is slick pissed off at you but plays like they aren’t and they do the pettiest things to piss you off and get back at you.
Tom is so passive agressive petty when he turns on the dishwasher while meghan takes a shower so the water shuts off on her leaving shampoo in her hair…..again.
by MamaNasty May 14, 2025