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Haleigh Perkins Disease

Is where you suddenly change your life because you met a girl. She may like you better if you do this rather than that so you change your ways to impress her..
Taylor Stanford has stopped playing Xbox 360 with JeRzEE because of the Haleigh Perkins Disease.
by JeRzEEb0i September 19, 2010
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perkinator

one who partakes in the act of eyeing potential sexual prospects without discression.
Damn, Chris is such a perkinator. I was walking by and he couldn't keep his eyes off me. He wasn't even trying to hide it.
by Josephverrochi Majorjean November 9, 2010
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Perkins

Loud declaration made after passing wind, whether a loud and proud or silent but deadly.
My butt: pppfffffffttthrrthhhppp-ppp.pp.p
Me: Perkins!
You: (holding nose): Ew bitch! That's nasty!
by buzzball July 8, 2011
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Peeping Fallis

When a creeper from your highschool who nobody likes, sits on the swing sets adjacent your house, and watches you through your window.
Man, I was chilling on the computer last night, and caught sight of Ethan being a peeping fallis.
by Braydan W. Bunce February 22, 2009
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peeping squirrel

Noun. Occurs when someone is taking a shit and can extend the poop half way out of the sphincter and then suck it back in.
by tromboneelvis October 8, 2009
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Joshua Perkins

A a nice blond guy who thinks he is bisexual. Most of the time he says things he doesn’t mean but it always come back to bite him in the back.

He’s decent at most sport but a bit of a perv when in swimming pool changing rooms.
by Dan Raven January 28, 2019
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Perkins

A Rare breed of creature native only to the southwest of england.
The perkins lives purely off a cheap brand of cider known as devon village.
it suffers from severe mood swing's switching daily from jolly dancing perkins to the Dreaded grumpy perkins!
parent: come on kids lets go perkins hunting
child 1: YAY ill bring the cider
child 2: and ill bring the pitch fork's
by MarkProuse November 17, 2009
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