Bad patch

A extremely long period where everything that can go wrong does .

It's a fucking bad patch

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 3, 2020

[WHISPERING EYE] PATCH

TERM FOR G-STRING PANTIES ( THEY ONLY COVER THE PUSSY).

LOOK AT HER ASS, SHE'S WEARING A WHISPERING EYE PATCH.

by THE LIP LICKER June 20, 2011

The Sour Patch Kiss

When your lover kisses you gently on the lips and then follows through with a swift pinch to the dick.

I wanted to spice it up, so I gave him the sour patch kiss. Needless to say, he was speechless.

by PurpleBus69 May 16, 2020

Patch licker

A woman who will do just about anything (fucking, sucking, cleaning, be a house mouse, licking your boots, etc.) to date a "patchholder." (members of a motorcycle club (MC)). Will do anything the man or MC wants. Looking to score a steady boyfriend ("old man") but rarely happens cause everyone knows she is a patch licker. She hangs around only for the status of being seen with a badass patchholder and/or MC.

Dude: Man, that chick is hot! Check her out.

Patch holder: She's a patch licker. Good for a one nighter, not old lady material. But on the upside, she will do anything you want.

by OneRide October 20, 2012

Patcho

Patcho a nickname for a great friend! They can make your day. Patcho is a friend that should be treasured dearly. They’re smart, honest, loyal and funny with a great sense of humor!

Patcho is amazing!

by ForeverFriend July 27, 2019

tardy patch

If you are too late in keeping the spill of your condom from dripping onto your partner you have a tardy patch! It comes from mustard patch which I heard these cheerleaders back in high school talking about in front of my locker.

Babycakes, I left my tardy patch on your quilt. Sweetie Pie get out of my bed please and go take a bath.

by hexicon September 12, 2006

Meat Patch

Conjested area of meaty erections.

Katie: You coming?

Nicole: im not going in, its a meat patch in there.

by Jigglypuff10 December 28, 2008