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pastie tits

Tits/boobsetc.. breasts that look like pasties
Look She's got pastie tits . Yeah she's got a nice body but she's got pastie tits
by Dirtysilence February 12, 2017
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Pasty

A small British turnover type pastry filled with fruit, vegetables, meat or cheese with spices, folded in half and baked. To be eaten with one's fingers as a snack or light meal.
I'd like two pumpkin pastys, please.
by Joycat17 December 16, 2022
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White pasties

White Air Force Ones or white shoes that are super dirty and dingy
Mike got on them white pasties. He knows damn well it does not go with that outfit.
by Kvngg97 September 11, 2021
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Pasty Swag King

When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.
What a fucking goal by Jack Riewoldt, he is the Pasty Swag King!!! Grab me a beer mate
by Fish daddy June 26, 2015
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BOGOF Pasty

When your mate only eats greggs and smells like a pasty
Bro stfu you smell like a BOGOF Pasty
by HyFyR August 25, 2023
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Pastiness

1. The quality of being pale or unhealthy-looking; of being pasty.

2. Collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents' basement and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.
"His skin had acquired the pastiness that comes of a life spent entirely indoors"

"A pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in anticipation of the release of DC's latest Wonder Woman special"

"A large pastiness formed outside Parliament House today protesting the government's intentions to review its game censorship laws. Two passing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders' parents"
by Charlemagne1993 October 2, 2016
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pasty

He's a right pasty
by FitnessFirst June 16, 2021
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