making puppies

To waste time; porking the pooch; variation of "fucking the dog"

"Instead of writing my english thesis, I ended up making puppies."

by Anonymous November 07, 2003

yuppie puppie

A day care brat. The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A child raised without its mother among many others of its kind. It has no manners, no discipline. If it is female, it is saddled with a name like Cassidy or Madison or Shropshire. If it is male, it never learns to be masculine.

Yuppie puppies are the future of America. Unfortunately, they are all going to be future yuppies and soccer moms and liberals.

Donald and Taylor have two female yuppie puppies named Chungus and Fiester.

by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

slut puppy

Woman who is very accomodating sexually;
woman who is devoted to giving pleasure in a playful way.

by linc July 14, 2003

purse puppy

A small breed dog that fits in a woman's purse.

I hate when ladies bring their purse puppy everywhere they go.

by gingeredbeard June 08, 2014

puppies in the tub

A man fits his penis and both nuts into the woman's vaginal canal.

You never have to worry about your junk getting cold when you have puppies in the tub.

by Moonfrog February 12, 2004

To name the puppy

Verb, meaning to claim something as yours and declare emotional attachment before it may actually be appropriate to do so.

"Well, we've already named the puppy Scooter, so now I'm too attached to give him up even though Mom's allergic."

A: "Can you tell me about this new guy you're seeing? What's he look like?"
B: "Well, I would, but I don't want to name the puppy, I don't even know if it's going anywhere with him yet"

by Carol Perry April 27, 2007

puppy lipstick

when a dog has a boner n the pink thing comes out

my dog got exctied by the hot poodle n showed me his puppy lipstick

by hotmama March 10, 2004