Off-Puck Defense

When the opponent uses the CPU players to play defense on 1 on 1's and 2 on 2's. This allows the defencemen to keep a proper gap, because the actual opponent cannot.

"Dude my uncle was playing Off-Puck Defense. What a bitch."

by dpass19 April 7, 2020

What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks?

Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.

Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

“Suck my knob!”

by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020

Puck buddy

Type of relationship where two people partake in romantic activities but can’t have sex, Pluck buddies, unlike fuck buddies, can only go as far as kissing.

We can’t have sex, we are puck buddies.
He’s my Puck Buddy, i’m too scared to have sex with him.

by Lynda Dictionary official July 30, 2022

Urinal-Pucked

When you're using the urinal at a public bathroom and someone pulls your pants down to your ankles, sodomizes you and slams the urinal puck in your mouth and yells 'you've been urinal-pucked!".

I was having a great night with the boys at the bar until some prick urinal-pucked me.

by RoMoNB July 16, 2024

horse puck

Is when you have a fucking chode thats thicker than the taint your fucking so your just ramming it against the vagina

Dude i had to make a horse puck last night

by Daddy trump November 5, 2017

Puck fuck

Stupid ass hockey players who get absolutely no coochie

Your friend aleks is a puck fuck why’s he sitting in a corner alone

by TheGooseGod August 8, 2021

Puck Slut

A chick who knows hockey bros have the biggest cocks and so only fucks us. Will do anything for hockey cock.

Hockey Bro 1: Dude, I skullfucked Kylie for 2 hours after practice yesterday. I didn't even have time to shower.

Hockey Bro 2: Are you kidding bro? You fucking reek after practice.

Hockey Bro 1: Yup, she slurped my sweaty cock good.

Hockey Bro 2: What a fucking puck slut.

by anonymous December 29, 2021