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Pooches gooches revenge

When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..
(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!
by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009
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Kick-able pooch

A dog, small in size, that could easily be struck with one's foot to be projected a short, or even long distance.
Guy 1: My Grandmother, because she's old, bought a new kick-able pooch.

Guy 2: What kind of dog is it?

Guy 1: It's a chihuahua
by platinumskies March 26, 2009
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screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.
Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.
by ElOjo January 9, 2008
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pooch duter

Another name for a dog's ANUS.
Thor told me about how his pooch duter smelled like his stinky pinky after performing anal sex with it.
by Pimpdaddypayne July 12, 2009
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walk the pooch

i'm off to walk the pooch
by Ann0nimau5 March 1, 2010
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peter-pooch

The part of a woman's abdominal area that protrudes out, belly roll often occurring after an air pocket is formed in her belly from having too much sex.
OMG...girl...I've tried everything to get abs but Ill never lose this peter-pooch!
by fiftsvn June 3, 2010
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