Patty

When some little op thinks he can chef man up in the gulag.

*kisses teeth* Mans a little patty uno

by Dusty trim May 7, 2020

plattekill

Plattekill is a shitty bullshit town full of assholes and meth labs. There is also has a pizzeria and more methlabs. It is a great place to go if you have a violent Meth addiction. If you let your kids go the they will be kidnapped and raped. There is about three house to move in to. There is also assholes that think they are in da hood and make diss tracks(Raymond). 100% would move to.

Plattekill is full of cunts

by Raymord Samuels June 10, 2018

Platypus Controlling Me

The rap song that is performed by amateur lyricist and pharmacist Doctor Heinz doofenshmirtz. The song is a very modern take on societal issues, mostly including overarching authority figures.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
And I got records on my fingers
Kids: What
Doof: Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Kids: Don't stop
Doof: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
Kids: WHAT
Doof: I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Kids: Strange set of circumstances
Doof: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Doof: Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him
WHAT
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Kid: Like corporations are a platypus
Kids: The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
Kids: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'd stop if I was able
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone
Hey
There's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me

by HoloVenom May 1, 2020

paul platter

The Paul Platter is when a man performs oral sex on a female after she has had sex with two other men in the same evening.

The female participates in sexual intercourse with two different men at different times during the day or evening and later finds a third man who proceeds to go down and perform oral sex on the female. The last male has just performed a "paul platter" and is probably unaware of the females earlier activities.

by The Violator February 27, 2014

Pfizer Phatty

An informal name for the second dose of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine. It earned the name due to the harsh side effects experienced my most who receive it.

I got rammed by my Pfizer Phatty two weeks ago, so we can turn up at the club tonight.

by efuqua2 April 12, 2021

Patty dick

Named after the children's game patty cake; this is when some chick gives you a handjob and then touches your face, all the while screaming, "cockface! Cockface!"

Oh, baby, thank you for that handj--- dammit! Stop playing patty dick!

by Craptain Lou Abalone January 23, 2008

Peppermint Patty

When a girl sucks on your dick with any type of mint breath mints in her mouth. this leaves you with a cold but great sensation.

My dick is so cold it is like I got a peppermint patty

by Mike Ocizichi August 10, 2009