Platonic Lesbian Love

A deep, deep love for your best girly friend, that, although appearing overtly sexual to outsiders, is fact completely innocuous.

Can be abbreviated to PLL.

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1) I Platonic Lesbian Love you

2) Emma and Alex are Platonic Lesbian Lovers

3) Every year, Emma and Alex celebrate PLL Day

by Schmalex December 26, 2008

patouhas

Greek God. Oh man, a Patouhas is just amazing at anything and everything.

Wow, that's so good that it's almost Patouhas good.

by Jon April 23, 2005

Platonic Blowjob

An act of fellatio given as a non-sexual reward for accomplishing a difficult task. The reason for fellatio rather than a material reward stems from the absolute truth that fellatio is awesome. It is generally reserved for monumental feats of accomplishment - ex. landing a major client account in record time, where the potential client was leaning away from ones firm.

This blowjob is non-sexual. No attraction need (or should) exist between the giver and receiver. Receipt or gift of a PBJ is not considered homosexual if given between males, but ONLY if the PBJ is given for a legitimately monumental achievement.

Jerry: I landed the VCorp account overnight - and they were even thinking of going with the other guys!
Rob: Jerry, that's amazing. We've had sales team after sales team tell us that account was impossible! And I just assigned it to you three days ago! Tell you what, meet me in my office. You've earned a Platonic Blowjob!

Alice: Tim, I can't believe you were able to complete the entire backup automation in two hours. It even tags changes and encrypts everything! Tomorrow morning, I'll see you in your cube for a PBJ.

by ffoodd October 13, 2009

platonic

basically, the type of relationship that many men and women can never have together. this however does not stop many from trying.

in every "platonic" relationship, sexual tension is very high.

by squirrelgirl September 5, 2005

patooty

in reference to a petite girl with a nice butt.

A girl walked by, and I said "I'd like to get some of that patooty"

by Professor Booty May 25, 2004

platonic energy

Used to describe a lack of romantic chemistry. Term most often used by new age or granola types.

After their date, the yoga instructor told Sandy that he felt they had good platonic energy, but that he did not feel a romantic connection.

by Lotusflower February 16, 2007

Platonic sex

Sexual relations between a man and a woman in which there are no emotions, but instead a feeling of friendship. Men typically enjoy this form of sexual intercourse, where as women typically dislike it. This phrase is a contradiction to itself.

"Bro, I just had sex with Megan!"

"Was it platonic sex?"

by Icecreamreaper August 16, 2011