sexual panda

a panda who is very horny and is arosed easily by other pandas

Damn that sexual panda is really banging her hard

by ... August 9, 2003

why so blue panda bear?

a phrase heard on a candy comercial, the Zoo Krew in costa mesa use it as a way of saying "whats wrong?"

andrew: why so blue panda bear? you look shitty.

Tuesday: "It's that time of the month"

andrew: "shitty"

by simo June 17, 2006

dissappearing panda

A dissappearing panda is when your having sex with a girl and right after you cum you say "look a panda" and point in a different direction, quickly pull out, take off the condom and slap her in the face with it

Hey look a panda! *smack* ha they better get that dissappearing panda back to the zoo.

by Devin H May 4, 2006

pandagoth

PANDAGOTH (n.) Pander-khoth

1. Overweight female with a penchant for dark make-up - similar in looks and build to a bear-like mammal... usually accompanied by a VERY attractive (yet anaemic looking) female friend, the Pandagoth makes up for her lack of sexual appeal by wearing a combination of the following:

a.) A 'Slipknot' hoodie.
b.) Black lipstick.
c.) Thick-framed glasses.
d.) 'Army' style boots.
e.) A weedy looking youth with a pseudo-beard hanging from her arm.

Pandagoths often 'sell-out' during their college years and become librarians, serial killers or lecturers.

"Chewie... I can't see pal... what's that? Pandagoths? Where? Ya gotta help me ol' pal... don't let them get me!"

"Grrwwwwwrrrrraaarrrrdddgghhhhh!"

(Excerpt from "The Pandagoths Strike Back")

by Neil Baxter September 23, 2005

Panda-monium

1. when the pandas break loose out of the zoo and cause mass mayhem throughout the city.
2.widespread destruction in wimpy peoples pants

joe: bob just had some panda-monium when anne looked at him.
chris: what a nerd

by Hero rasmussen February 27, 2008

cyborg-hippo-were-panda

It is a hippo/panda splice that has been upgraded with computerized machines and processors to make it a smarter, faster, more tactical killing machine. But all the while being able to write award winning poems in the heat of combat.

The city is being wiped out by that dangerously destructive device, but sensitive, cyborg hippo panda.

by SamuraiWarrior March 22, 2005

Panda Carpet

A woman's vagina that very much resembles the private region of the bear-like animal known as the Panda. With an enormous growth of hair, frightening to look at.

Couldnt wait to get in her pants, then I almost wet mine when I seen her panda carpet...that shit was scary!

by Stevie Y April 11, 2005