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peanut butter

Lubricious, creamy, delicious, and, most importantly, "spreadable"
Alyssa is one fine, peanut butter ho
by nautilus_shore May 24, 2010
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peanutbutter rag

the towel used and reused to catch a man's genetic material (sperm), so he dosen't get it on his bed, body, dog, ect. (the name is derived from the distinctive scent that the towel has because of its repeated use without being cleaned).
Troll was bored so he got out his peanutbutter rag when he started to play, so he could catch his "fun".
by Chia37 November 12, 2005
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Dick in the Peanut Butter

Man why you always gotta have your dick in the peanut butter
by BlackPahnda August 25, 2018
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Peanuts

1. A comic strip by Charles M. Schulz.

2. The food, peanuts, elephants apparently like eating them. Planters is a popular brand.

3. A petty offense.
1. Jim:"I'm just reading one of the classic Peanuts comic strips in today's newspaper."

2. Elephant:"I don't know what it is about them but these are delicious."

3. Billy Bob:"This is ridiculous, I got sentenced to 5 years in prison for stealing a stick of gum, I'm in here for peanuts. While drug users and violent criminals sometimes don't spend a single day in jail."
by Layko January 17, 2006
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peter pan peanutbutter alert

When the shelves at a grocery run out of peter pan peanutbutter.
by tony pinto December 30, 2007
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smuggling peanuts

person 1: wow, you must be freezing

person 2: o god, i'm smuggling peanuts aren't i?

person 1: uhuh
by sara s April 19, 2006
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peanut butter shot

Specifically, the immunizations portion of the “assembly line” at a USMC reception battalion. It is know as the “peanut butter shot” in the buttocks. It practically brings men to their knees and nearly brought other men to tears. Victims are told to sit on it and rock back and forth to even out the substance in their ass.
I got that peanut butter shot too. It hurt like a mother!
by Chris Choi November 9, 2007
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