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Doggy Dutch Oven 

The premeditated act of a dog farting underneath the blankets, licking the owner's face to force them underneath the blankets, and revelling in his/her victory.
That fucking pooch just Doggy Dutch Oven'd me. He knew what he was doing. Well played, sir. I'll stop blaming them on you.
Doggy Dutch Oven by Ninjapunch August 31, 2017

Preheating the Oven 

A mental state of anticipation, specifically which occurs after one has consumed a marijuana edible, and before feeling baked.
“Are you fucking high??” “Umm, no. No, I’m just preheating the oven, dude. I only had that edible 20 minutes ago.” “Well then you’re just dumb. Also, nice Phrase, thou hast.”

sexy dutch oven 

When the female is giving oral sex and the male traps her between his thighs and absolutely rips ass.
I just gifted my girlfriend a sexy Dutch oven last night. She loved it!
sexy dutch oven by Dutchbaby December 23, 2021

portable dutch oven 

when you fart under a blanket and then throw it on someone after letting it fester for a few minutes so the smell travels with the blanket
"That's my favorite blanket. Why the portable dutch oven?"
portable dutch oven by 4 Points October 23, 2009

carrying a bun in the oven

Any illegal immigrant woman carrying a bun in the oven who comes to the United States solely to give birth to an anchor baby, well her offspring shouldn't receive automatic birthright citizenship.

Easy Fuck Oven 

That girl is such an easy fuck oven.
Easy Fuck Oven by tottaxlempia August 12, 2008