Straight raping

Something so awesome or so horrible that it cannot be defined in any other way. It can be good or bad depending on the context or situation.
"Dude, did you see that skezy girl at the club the other night? She was straight raping!"

"New years 2012 was straight raping! I had the time of my life."
by Chantelle Renee January 2, 2012
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Chappelli straight

A straight in poker, but only 4 cards long (rather than the required 5). Usually thrown down onto the felt with great enthusiasm, and accompanied by a chip-raking motion with one's free arm.
Check it out boys! A Chappelli straight!
by Feisty Warwick January 28, 2008
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straight as parallel

A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.
gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(
by skinnySinner January 13, 2015
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"Straight" guy

A guy who says he's straight but is actually gay. In some cases, this gets very serious.

Example of serious cases: Acts straight but actually loves getting fucked by his mates

Another example: Acts straight but jerks off to pictures of his mates
"No, dude! I'm Straight!"

"You're DEFINITELY a "Straight" guy."
by Menkisser <3 October 15, 2023
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Straight and Forward

Referring to an object that is, in fact, straight in front of the person or object in question. Used by supremely cool high schooler(s).
Yo bro the people in the house straight and forward do drugs
by gangstud1 March 3, 2021
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Straight boyfriend

A homosexuals straight male companion. The guy a gay guy can have an incredible bond with, sometimes life lasting, and both give a receive a true love without any sexual desire. Like brotherhood, which is very unique between alot of straight and gay people.
by Perry Carey May 14, 2007
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straight curious

A straight curious guy usually is cool with masturbating with another guy. This includes watching and/or lending a hand. He still likes women but wants to bond with a guy without having sex and being construed as bisexual or gay.
My buddy and I both like to jack off while we're watching porn.
by Rod September 16, 2004
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