beer clock

The level of beer in the last pitcher or glass, that determines when it's time to leave the bar or restaurant. i.e., when it's empty it's time to go -- and not before. (Obviously the beer clock can be reset by ordering another pitcher/glass.)

Child: Dad when are we going to go?
Dad: When the beer clock says so (pointing at the pitcher that isn't empty)!

by mmcg1 August 31, 2015

fanfather clock

A clock that got abused by a dumbass in rainbow six siege for no reason.

That poor fanfather clock! It has feelings there is no need to hurt it.

by detentionedededed March 27, 2020

excessive clocking

To keep looking at the clock in nervous situations.

Daquan has been known for excessive Clocking when his skank ass bitch ass hoe Laquifa be fighting with him.

Laquifa:
"Who's Jenelle?!?
Daquan:
*excessive clocking*
Laquifa:
"I'm takin yo son and movin out bitch"
Daquan:
"What son?"

by Burkblue April 16, 2015

clock-stopper

narrow-minded thinkers

Who would've guessed we were dealing with bunch of clock-stoppers since the beginning!

by KorruptLeKleptocrat April 16, 2019

clock and cock

Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.

Example 1:

Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock

Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!

Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!

by Black Cocksmith June 17, 2017

dump clock

When you go into a public restroom that people are lining up waiting to use. You have to keep an eye on the dump clock. If someone runs over their allotted time, you bust the door down and scold them about minding the dump clock.

Bill - I have to go take a dump.

Bobby - Keep an eye on the dump clock.

*an hour passes"

Bobby rushes into Bill's stall and busts down the door - "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on the dump clock?"

by Swig swig swigless March 26, 2013

clock-jobber

A person who fixes a clock

Call a Clock-Jobber to fix the clock

by MegaMas007 June 06, 2017