Alternative Facts

A way of twisting the truth to make manipulation look innocent.

That crazy liar in The White House making up alternative facts could be related to Pinoccio.

by DonnyBrasco76 August 7, 2017

Alternative Facts

A fancy term for lies

Conspiracy theorists recieve their "alternative facts" from some lower class bum who sits in front of a camera in his basement posting YouTube videos regarding flat earth theories or anti vax propaganda.

by UltimateDoge November 23, 2022

Cat facts

The equivalent of dick deets. Gossip about pussy.

So I met this new girl!
Oh damn, give me the cat facts!!

by Abe gold April 10, 2017

Alternative facting

When the facts are not in your favor, so you just choose to you alternative facts.

He is totally alternative facting about who he was with last night.

by Barnan January 25, 2017

black fact

when a black man recites a fact that may be known to be true but cannot be proven at that exact moment

"man, i hear that nickle n dima jenny has da loooosest pussy on da block."

"pimp, dat just a black fact"

by whitechocolate1984 August 11, 2009

opinionated fact

a strong opinion on something based largely on facts

opinionated fact: President Obama is black, but he isn't that black

by Rizzle51 October 6, 2009

No-Fact Zone

A self made characture of talk shows;
Technique of changing the topic often to hide your ignorance;
Person who blames Burger King for the faults of McDonalds;

Did you see the way Billy framed his argument against Howord Dean last night on the no-fact zone ... pure genious

by Gooey July 6, 2005