officer krupke

that one guy in west side story

officer krupke is a police officer.

by XX_X_XXXBARACK_X_XX_ April 19, 2017

Officce

That thing you say when you have fat fingers and texting is difficult

“I have fat fingers, so texting is difficult. Can I call you before I have to go into the officce?

by B. Ricky December 12, 2020

official.minghao

Amazing Bestie!, 5012+ besties, quality content, safe fancams, follow her :), baddie 😈, and stan loona 😋

I follow official.minghao.
Official.minghao is an amazing bestie.
Official.minghao has an amazing discord group I should join.

by itz.fabz February 21, 2021

second office

Where you are when answering cell phone call in the bathroom at work. A distinct 'echo' can be heard by the caller that gives away that you're sitting in a bathroom stall. This term is more appropriate,...and funnier, than telling the caller that you are sitting on the toilet.

"Hi Celeste, how are you?"
"I'm sitting here working in my second office."

by Brian Bates April 3, 2008

The official bffs

This group is owned by patty, leona, Alyssa, kj and blurry

#dude 1: who’s one of ur favourite group member in the official bffs?
#dude 2: mine is patty
#dude 3: mine is leona

#dude 4: mine is alyssa

#dude 5: mine is blurry
#dude 6: mine is kj
Every dude be like: 0-0

by Its_p1x1e July 15, 2020

Soft Office

Evolution of working from home - working from bed.

After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.

You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.

The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.

Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow.

by BeebopandRocksteady May 20, 2021

Two stores, two whores, and a post office.

A comedic way to describe a small town.

Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."

by boo&brasen September 27, 2014