Sketchy old man following kids

Old man in colontin who follows lil kiddies home to rape them he is a famous porn star

You are a “sketchy old man following kids”

by Fairy dinkelberry April 28, 2022

frail old man

Joe Biden

Person 1: Hey, look - its that frail old man on the TV again

Person 2: Isn't that Joe Biden?

Person 1: Exactly

by Dic Evans March 2, 2023

modern minded old man

An old person who behaves as a young person in everything.

That modern minded old man gets along well with that young crew.

by pimpoyo December 2, 2017

Creepy crusty dusty old man

Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!

by Human_person123 December 15, 2021

The best compliment your old man can get

To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion


Now that's hung

That's bigger than life!!

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

Daft old man

The doctor himself, keep in mind he is 1,104 years old, also that each regeneration keeps seemingly getting sillier.

A Daft old man. Who stole a magic Box T.A.R.D.I.S and ran away.

by Doctor15Who November 9, 2012